The Brittas Empire: Gordon has been offered a management job at a new Leisure Centre in Whitbury New Town. After disrupting his kids game of cricket with the neighbours child in the morning, he displeases the builders finishing off the car park by forcing one of them to pick up a dropped cigarette packet. Brittas causes even more problems with his new timetabling scheme, which results in a non-swimmer staff member being a pool lifeguard. Chaos ensues at the arranged staff meeting involving sharpened table-tennis bats and table traps.

Starring:

Chris Barrie, Harriet Thorpe, Judy Flynn, Julia St John, Michael Burns, Pippa Haywood, Russell Porter

Genre:

Comedy