The Soup: Joel honors the "best" in television, movies and pop culture.

(For full list of "winners" read the recap)

Including:

Outstanding Meltdown

Most Harrowing Loss of Ass While Dancing Off Ass

Bachelor of the Year Award

Outstanding Achievement in Being a Tool or Valedictoolian

Soup Award Winner: Wendy Williams

Outstanding Writing on a Reality Series

Outstanding Achievement in Not Broadcasting the Weather While Standing in Front of a Weather Map

Unintentional Racist of the Year

Worst Treatment of Genitals:

For Best Not Staying Out of It, Nick Lachey

Most Traumatic Today Show Moment

Best Lie Detector Claim

Law Man of the Year

Award for 3rd Best Jonas

Most Awkward Silence (Non Hills Related)

Best Awkward Silence (Hills Related)

Unlikeliest Voice of Reason

Snooki of the Year

The Mario Lopez Award for Meaningless Journalism

Soup Award Winner: Martha Stewart

The Ann Curry Good Morning Award

Best Song

Montage of Shows We Lost and People Who Are Dead to Us

Entertainer of the Year Award;

Starring:

Joel McHale

Genre:

Comedy